Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Quotes of the day

"You're fat now!" ~ happy, well-meaning, sweet little first grade boy

"How much longer do you have?" "Just 14 weeks!" "Oh, I thought you were going to say 14 days!" ~ guy at work

"You look great! When are you due? Next month, right?" "Um, no. THREE months." ~ lady at work

And my favorite from last week:

"Mrs. Dowhan, Kyle called you fat!"
"Oh, I'm not fat honey, I'm pregnant!"
"He said you don't know what you is. You just fat!"

And at least 4 students a week ask, "Did you have your baby yet?!" 


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